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Captain!

A few of the IgDome Nation went to Boston to visit the large headed one.  Fun was had by all.  Fenway, Boston Common, Harvard, Dunkin, MIT, Candlepin bowling, and a few beers as well.

One of our keys to entertainment is to act like 5 year olds…  We decided it is important to point out accents that don’t match ours.  But to be subtle, we used the word captain.  Similar when you refer to a friend as doctor (whether or not he is a doctor). Doctor.  Doctor.  Same inflection here.

For example, you’re on the subway and behind you, you hear:  “My Caaa (r) wouldn’t staaaa (rt) so I filled it with Vodker.”  You must direct a ”Captain” towards your friends.  Then… giggle.

Other dumb things said many times this weekend (all inside jokes, good luck decifering them):

It’s like we walked back to Ohio, Literally.

It’s like we walked 3 miles, Figuratively.

I’ve got to go so bad, I’m gonna put this place on the map.

There’s this bar that the founding fathers drank, we should check it out.

What? Did we already have this conversation last night?

That’s where the gays have sex.

Glad we walked 4 miles to get to the only Dunkin Doughnuts in Boston.

Over/under 7

This is the Sex tour of Boston

JB, you already are.

If the all the major cities’ subways got together, the Boston subway would be refered to as the retarded one.

What are we, splitting hairs, here?

Filed by niekamp10 at December 5th, 2006 under Internet Humor