Epic Movie - the review
Spoiler alert - in the end, you contemplate which was more wasted: the 90 minutes of life or the $7.50.
The wife and I had a little valentine’s date without the little one, so we went out to dinner and a movie. Well, you’d think with the 30 movies playing in Columbus, at least one would be good. But instead, we watched Epic Movie.
Ok, I can’t believe I am saying this… “If only the Wayan’s bros would have made the movie, it would be much better.” 4 year olds could see these jokes coming. The “spoofs” were merely similar looking people in costumes doing fart and crotch jokes. Now, I just want to review the last three movies that I have spent money
Epic Movie, Pick of Destiny, Napolean Dynamite. Talk about your who’s who of awful movies. Pick of Destiny was really bad, scoring a rating of 10, meaning 10 times better than Napolean Dynamite. Epic Movie barely scored a 3 on the same scale. ouch.
Best part? Carmen Electra was hot. Funniest part? The reference of “bingo wings” to describe the extra fat hanging from old people’s arms. Worst part? Willy Wonka killing all of the children so he could eat them. (they were trying to be funny)
But Curt, why did you go see such an obviously bad movie? Because I am an idiot. And hollywood sucks. Do it all over again, I guess I’d go see the Timberlake kidnapping movie. I mean come on, is that a good second option? Epic Movie was #1 in the country at one point? Who the hell let that happen.
Filed by niekamp10 at February 12th, 2007 under Movies
Hopefully Smith will read this and realize that I am not the only person in the world who thinks Napolean Dynamite was godawful crap… and not the solid kind, yeah, that’s right, the diarhia kind.
Comment by JOHN — February 12, 2007 @ 10:42 pm