Ranking of single Jerks that I know…
1) Doug
2) John
3) Smith
4) Brad
It took awhile to rank these. Many criteria were used, but in the end, I’m pretty happy with the result.
Filed by niekamp10 at April 16th, 2007 under The Ladies
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While I’m proud of my #2 ranking (afterall, Doug is clearly the biggest jerk I know, married or not) as an unemployed lawyer who isn’t getting any, I’m surprised I’m that high. Figured those facts would diminish my jerkishness ranking somewhat.
Gives me hope of usurping Doug, all I need is a job and some ‘tang (side note: It’s pretty pathetic that after referring to poontang as ‘tang, I want orange drink).
Comment by JOHN — April 17, 2007 @ 6:34 pm
Anyone who uses the word “usurping” is clearly a jerk.
Comment by niekamp10 — April 19, 2007 @ 8:34 am
Ranking of pre-pubescent looking jerks:
1) Curt
2) 10 yr olds
3) 11 yr old midgets
4) 4 yr olds
Comment by JOHN — April 19, 2007 @ 11:17 pm
Not sure if i should be proud or not. Instead… i’ll just say this:
“I’ll give you something to Jerk”
Comment by Matthew C Smith — April 19, 2007 @ 11:35 pm
I hope #1 means biggest jerk.
Comment by Doug — April 17, 2007 @ 12:07 pm