State of the union - NFL style
Go Bengals! Boy, we are terrible. The defense is really bad, and the offense just hasn’t been as explosive as years past. The last game against the Jets, we were losing in the second half by two touchdowns, but we got it done. Here’s the thing…. we play a bunch of crappy teams yet this year: Buffalo, Arizona, St Louis, San Francisco, Cleveland, Miami.
Even as bad as the Bengals are, if they play to half of their potential they win 5 of those games. That would move us from 2-4 to 7-5. With a potential playoff birth at 9-7, the Bengals must win 2 of these games: Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Tennessee, Pittsburgh.
If we hope to beat Pitt, it must be this weekend at home. Any given Sunday, right? (unless you play the Pats/Colts). I hate to be a crazy optomist, but if the Bengals win, they’ll be one game out of first in the division, with probably the easiest schedule of any other team in the league.
If we lose, then we can get ready to sell the farm, but if we win, we’re right back in it!
Whiney John voice: “But Curt, the Browns shouldn’t be on that list, we’re good.” Give me a break. Combined record of the opponents you’ve beat (6-14). I know the Bengals lost to the Browns, and I know their record is worse, and I realize if they lose this weekend, they could end up with a worse record than the Browns, but that would just prove the Browns suck less.
The Browns will win 6 (+/- 1) game this year. The Bengals will win 7 (+/- 3) games this year. But for the Bengals it all rests on this next game.
Filed by niekamp10 at October 24th, 2007 under Sports
Correction, Whiney John voice would actually say: The Browns SHOULD PROBABLY be on that list, our defense sucks, and our offense sucks half the time (just depends on which Derrick Anderson shows up, notice the Browns have won one, lost one, won one, lost one, won one since he took over? In each of the games they lost he sucked in the first half. He always seems to play well in the second half, though.) I’d also add Baltimore to that list, this year they are the worst 4-3 team ever, and last year they were the worst 13-3 (or whatever) team ever.
I really only see the Bengals winning at most 7 games this year. The defense is really just atrocious. And I see that if a team gets a 10 point lead early, they’ll just run the ball all day long, while continuing to score. (I foresee the same with the Browns.)
I think 6 is the lower limit for wins for the Browns. With another 4 wins a likely scenario.
Welcome back to the cellar Bengals, unless Baltimore or Pittsburgh get there, I hope its a long stay.
Comment by JOHN — October 24, 2007 @ 7:57 pm