Its not me!
It was a rough weekend for my name… Kurt Niekamp of Minster Ohio was arrested over the weekend. http://www.whiotv.com/news/15145159/detail.html
Many of us know Kurt, he was a regular with the Bremen Suchland Buckeyes. Nice guy, but obviously wasn’t thinking.
Despite it not being me, my mom has had numerous phone calls offering their condolences for my arrest.
Of course, this will inevitablly be a question I’ll need to answer in job interviews for the rest of my life.
“So, I did a google search, and I see you’ve had some legal issues?” - “No Sir, no legal issues at all.”
“I have an article that you were arrested for DUI and fleeing” - “No, that wasn’t me.”
“But this says Kurt Niekamp of Minster Ohio.” - “Yea, but that’s a different Kurt Niekamp”
“I googled Minster, too. It’s a small town. How many Kurt Niekamps are there?” - “Well, my name is spelled with a C, that Kurt was with a K”
“Right, well, I guess even if it were you, you’re rehabilitated.” - “No, really, I knew the other Kurt, it was just a coincidence”
“Well, we’ll call you when we’ve made a decision” - “I didn’t get the job, did I?”
Filed by niekamp10 at January 28th, 2008 under Website
Whoa, he’s F’ed.
Felonious Assault on a Police Officer - I’m not positive but I believe that is a first degree felony punishable by 3-10 years in prison and I over $25,000 in fines
Felony Fleeing - again not positive but I believe that’s a third degree felony punishable by 1-5 years in prison and up to $10,000 fine
DUI - who cares compared to the above, but 1st degree misdemeanor up to 6 months in jail and up to $1000 fine and up to 3 year driver’s license suspension.
Altogether, if the judge wanted to he could be sentenced to 15 and a half years in prison…. Won’t happen but the judge could do it. I’d imagine it would be pleaded down to the third degree felony and he’ll go down for a year.
Comment by JOHN — January 28, 2008 @ 7:48 pm